*If nobody saw you scarf down that cheese-cake.....then the calories really don't count.
*If you drink a Coke with a lowfat chocolate cake, then the calories from the coke... get canceled out.
* Weigh yourself with a bunch of heavy clothes, then again without any, INSTANT weight loss! woot-woot
* Use cheep weight scales that weight you 6 pounds less than you are.
*Where a vinyl sauna suit designed to make you sweat yourself to thinness. (Google it)
*Find somebody really fat, then you'll look thin compared to them.
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You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said, is my favorite thing to do, every day!
You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said, is my favorite thing to do, every day!
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